Thursday, December 27, 2012

(Source: onde-ir)

I just had the greatest moment ever with a little kid at the grocery store

  • Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
  • Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
  • Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
  • Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
  • Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*

(Source: firstbook)

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

maaaagicc:

youmakejohnlaugh:

linksys and 0387830001 just enjoyin the show

OMG. YOU LIVE NEAR ME.

LINKSYS IS MY NEIGHBOORHOOD WIFI 

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I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
Every morning I break my legs.
And every afternoon I break my arms. 
At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin.

Every morning I break my legs.

And every afternoon I break my arms. 

At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

voicesliketea:

i genuinely dont understand how two people magically like each other at the same time.